20/21 June:Wkend Super-D-Duper Edition

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Bonjour. Como tally vous?
Sad to inform that this is the last that I have of…
“NORM!!”
~”Sam: You know what Woody, you just gave me something to think about.
   Woody: I’m sorry Sam, I hate it when someone does that to me.”
~”Norm: My supervisor’s coming over here for drinks. I don’t want to give  him the impression that I’m one of those barfly type guys.”
~”Lilith: Well, I’m off. I don’t know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can realize my full potential. To acquire things the old Lilith never had.
Carla: Like a body temperature?
Lilith: That’s very good, Carla. Incidentally, I’ve taken your little wisecracks for a few years now, you hideous gargoyle, and if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I’ll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gunpoint.”
(A fond farewell to the “Cheers” and Norm quotes…we’ll find something to fill that gap though…not to worry.)

And also, this will be the final…
Luvvvv Sign
~CAPRICORN December 23 – January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN – The god who oversees time, discipline and
dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance – with major
staying power – in bed and beyond!!
Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it’s often
hard to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of
cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the
goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great
sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!

Smooth ‘n’ Jazzy Music Notes for Sat, June 20th
~ 1967 Nicole Kidman
~1952 John Goodman
~1949 Lionel Richie
~1977 No. 1 Billboard Pop Hit: “Got to Give It Up (Pt. 1),” Marvin Gaye.
~1969 150,000 attend Newport ‘69, Jimi Hendrix gets $120,000 to appear
~1965 No. 1 Billboard Pop Hit: “Mr. Tambourine Man,” The Byrds.
~1946 Singer Anne Murray (Morna Anne Murray) is born in Springhill, Nova Scotia. Her biggest hit is the million-selling No. 1 single “You Needed Me” in 1978.
~1942 Brian Wilson is born in Ingleside, Calif. He is the leader, bassist, composer and producer of the surf-rock group the Beach Boys. He quits touring due to nervous exhaustion in 1965. His daughters, Carnie and Wendy, make up two-thirds of the trio Wilson Phillips.

And the Rilly Big B-Day
 
**Cyndi Lauper (1953) “Singer who wanted her MTV in the 80s, and used the music video medium to make her a superstar. Growing up in Queens, the early stages of Lauper’s music career were spent making the New York club scene with the band “Blue Angel.” In 1983, Lauper’s manager secured her a solo project, and the Grammy Award-winning, “She’s So Unusual,” was recorded. “She’s So Unusual” spawned four Top Five singles, including “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” “She Bop” and “Time After Time.” With her ever-changing hair colors and unique clothes, young girls across the globe were trying to emulate Lauper’s style. In 1985, Lauper recorded the hit song “The Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough” for the Steven Spielberg film The Goonies, and followed that up with another chart-topping album, “True Colors,” in 1986.” (myway.com)

In Case You Give a Rat’s Rear End
~”The hyoid bone is a U-shaped bone in the neck that supports the tongue and is the only bone in the human body not connected to another bone.”-From The World Almanac

Wait…What?!
~”Computers are multiplying at a rapid rate. By the turn of the century there will be 220,000 in the U.S.”-Wall Street Journal, 1966.  (coolquiz.com)

The Late Show with David Letterman
~Top Ten Signs Your Caddy Is Nuts
10. Replaces your 7-iron with a garden weasel
9. Spends afternoon sipping mojitos in the sandtrap
8. He’s the only caddy on skates
7. Congratulatory high-five replaced with open mouth kiss
6. Likes to pick up divots, put them on his head and say, “Welcome to Celebrity Apprentice”
5. Pimped golf cart to hop up and down
4. Says he needs weekends off
3. Using bag to stow beers for John Daly
2. Keeps inviting you to a “foursome,” but he’s not talking about golf
1. Carries your clubs in his pants

Headlines and what-not
~”Scientists Claim Fish ‘Learn Like Humans’ “–headline, InTheNews.co.uk, June 17   (Well, Humans Do Learn in Schools)
~” ‘Definitely’ Is Most Commonly Misspelt Word”–headline, Daily Telegraph (London), June 15   (Although “Misspelled” is Right Up There)
~”Male Flies: Not the World’s Most Sensitive Lovers”–headline, BioMed Central press release, June 12   (Tell That to Geena Davis)
~”Wong Way Renamed as Wong Street”–headline, Associated Press, June 12   (Is This Hu’s Laundromat?’
‘No, This Is Wong Way. Hu’s on First.’)   Gotta love that last one!

Wait…What?! (The Sequel)
~”Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.”-Taken from: Romeo and Juliet

Something for the Amen “Boo” Corner
~http://twitter.com/weirdralph
“Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much…but the reception was excellent!”   (Go ahead…”booooo”…I thought it was cute funny)

Shameless Name-Dropping
~If you like your humor Brutal (if I may coin the term “Brutal Humor”), do not miss out on any of Bschooled’s posts at http://justmakingconvo.com.  It was indeed an honor to get a comment from one of my favorite bloggers online! And since she has sent a few “zingers” already, I know that I matter…I really do!

Late Night Humor
(Conan and Ferguson)
~A lot of people worried about the situation in Iran. Actor Ashton Kutcher is urging the U.S. government not to intervene in the crisis because he fears that Iran will end up just like Iraq. President Obama thanked Kutcher for his advice and said he’d get back to him after running it by the Jonas Brothers.
~The animal rights group PETA is criticizing President Obama after seeing footage of Obama killing a fly. Meanwhile, today, a fly buzzing around Joe Biden took its own life.
~The official report says that Hillary fell while walking to her car. But she’s telling people that she broke it dodging sniper fire.

Now…Can I Get an Amen Somebody?!
~”Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.”-Gertrude Stein

Music Notes and stuff for Sun, the 21st
~1987 No. 1 Billboard Pop Hit: “I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me),” Whitney Houston.
~1975 No. 1 Billboard Pop Hit: “Love Will Keep Us Together,” The Captain & Tennille. Neil Sedaka writes the song.
~1951 Nils Lofgren is born in Chicago. He is the leader of the group Grin from 1969-74 and releases six solo albums from 1975-81. In 1985 he joins Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Band.
~1948 Columbia Records announces mass production of 33-1/3 speed records.
~1944 Ray Davies singer/guitarist (The Kinks-Come Dancing)
~1947 Meredith Baxter-Birney Ca, actor (Family Ties, Bridget loves Bernie)
~1947 Michael Gross Chicago Ill, actor (Family Ties)
~1969 Zager & Evans release “In the Year 2525″

Deeeep Thought
~”I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.”-New York City detective
And Finally…

     Smooth ‘n’ Jazzy Living
     ~”Walking in love is good for your health. Did you know that?”-Gloria Copeland

Really glad you came by today…Enjoy your weekend…Jeff

 

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